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Master List Part 1

Timothy


Here is a list of all my fiction (primarily fanfiction) and commentaries. Please do enjoy! Mind that there is some explicit adult content in my journal, and every piece of fic is clearly labled with American movie ratings (G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17) as well as with other warnings. If something is not your bag, or you're underage, don't read it!

My friending policy can be found below as well.

The Master List is currently under construction as I finish organizing my Journal and ‘porting over stories from FF.net and AFF.net.

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Other Fandoms - Avatar - James Cameron, Chuck, Criminal Minds, Dollhouse, Dr. Horrible, Firefly, Fringe, Sherlock, Star Trek, Supernatural, Thor, TorchwoodCollapse )

Plot Box!

WritingIsHard
This is a list of old exchange prompts, the first from various heroes_exchanges, and then the ones from xover_exchange. These are things I may write, or perhaps someone else wants to write, or maybe you just want to look and them and think, "Damn, jaune_chat has weird taste."

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This Week In The Universe
This small rave/rant will contain spoilers for the first season of the Blacklist and the pilot of Forever. But in short, why do shows with interesting premises seem to focus all their attention on single characters and forget things like logic, procedure, and law? Spoilers ahoy! Also some gruesome medical descriptions.Collapse )

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Threads, Frayed and Whole

Avengers - Black Widow
Title: Threads, Frayed and Whole
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Captain America (film), The Avengers (film)
Characters/Relationships: Natasha Romanov/Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Avengers team
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,360
Spoilers: Films
Content Advisory: Angst, ABO universe
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.
A/N: Written for a prompt from avengerkink.
Summary: Alphas gift their omegas with trinkets to show they care. As a young operative, all Natasha could ever make was what she found. But how could that compete with what her fellow alphas were offering today?

On Ao3 or below the cut
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Today

Avengers - Bucky Winter Soldier
Title: Today
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Captain America (films)
Characters/Relationships: Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers
Rating: PG
Word count: 901
Spoilers: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Content Advisory: References to past abuse, drug use, violence
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.
A/N: Written for a prompt from comment_fic.
Summary: For longer than he'd been a free man, he had been a weapon. Once free of his chains, he began to realize he could be more than just a lethal tool.

On Ao3 or below the cut
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Iron Will

Avengers - Steve Rogers
Title: Iron Will
Author: jaune_chat
Artist: crimsontoad
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe/Pacific Rim fusion
Characters/Pairings: Steve Rogers & James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers & Peggy Carter, Tony Stark, Nick Fury
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8,448
Warnings/Spoilers: Violence, some gore, angst, memory flashbacks
Summary: At the height of the Kaiju War, Steve and Bucky are one of the best Jaeger pilot teams in America. But when tragedy strikes and Bucky may never be able to pilot again, Steve has to find the strength to be able to trust another as he trusts his best friend in the world, so that they can keep saving it.
Author’s Notes: Written for Avengers Reverse Big Bang (avengers_rbb) Thanks to brighteyed_jill for betaing!

Link(s) to Art Master Post(s): Crimsontoad's Lovely Art

Avengers Pacific Rim Fusion Iron Will

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Angela Petrelli
There's a reason I have a LiveJournal, and it's because there is some stuff you just can't put on Facebook.

To my friends - I'm glad you're getting fit. It's important for your health to eat right and work out regularly. I'm pleased you're logging your miles, varying your workouts, and getting encouragement from your friends and family to keep on track. I know most of you are fairly decent people, so I know most of your posts aren't humble brags. Yes, of course there's a little of that, because if you aren't self-satisfied with your workouts, really what's the point? But you don't go overboard, and that's very decent of you.

However, I am not in shape. I'm lumpily obese. I weight as much as two of you guys put together.

And it's not because I don't know better. I took classes on health and fitness. I've worked with athletes. I know in excruciating detail what is necessary to do to get fit and healthy.

However, workouts don't make me feel empowered, they make me feel tired, sweaty, and embarrassed. Fat people do not air themselves in public. I do brisk walking most mornings, but there's a reason I stopped going to the YMCA. I just get really damn tired of me trying to walk on the treadmill while skinny people in yoga pants are jogging on the same, or guys with muscles for days are pumping themselves up on weight machines. I detest the bank of mirrors opposite the machines. They really don't help.

I also really dislike a lot of the healthier foods. I have strong textural aversions to several vegetables and fruits, as in I will have a gag reflex strong enough to puke if asked to eat a raw tomato, or certain other foods.

My husband seems to lose weight with no effort, and our schedules are so different it's sort of pointless to ask him to be my workout buddy.

And it's just... hard, when I see people constantly posting on their progress, and I'm not really progressing anywhere. It's not that I don't want to, but I am not just going to be able to leap in with both feet like these people are.

I know you're not supposed to compare yourself, and that everyone gets fit in their own way and at their own pace. But still. It sucks.

To you Health Nuts - Post a recipe that doesn't involve wheatgrass or low-fat ingredients, or maybe make a post about a movie you saw or a concert you went to. Please.

Just for a change of pace.

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It's OUR House, Not Just Mine, Dear

Been Lovely But Have To Scream
Or, where Jaune Chat needs to rant about her household, her husband, an unequal division of labor, and just Go To the Damn Doctor, Sweetie.

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Storybooks

Arm Yourself With Books
Title: Storybooks
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Original
Characters/Pairings: N/A
Length: 1,233
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: N/A
Warnings: see below
Author's Note: Written for zombi_fic_ation, prompt 009. Any fandom/Original -- In a world where mystical creatures are known (fairies, vampires, werewolves, etc.) humans use them as weapons against the armies of the undead to protect mankind because non-humans can't get infected.
Summary: Humans were only going to win by believing in their childhood stories.

On Ao3 or below the cut!

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The First Supper

Blood Moon
Title: The First Supper
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Hannibal
Characters/Pairings: Will Graham, Alana Bloom, Hannibal Lecter, implied Alana/Hannibal, past Alana/Will
Length: 1,122
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Vague mid S2
Warnings: Cannibalism
Author's Notes: Written for zombi_fic_ation, prompt 123. Hannibal -- Any -- Zombies won't eat cannibals. Who knew?
Summary: Being vindicated is less fun when it comes at the cost of a zombie apocalypse, your peace of mind, and your sanity.

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Nothing Between Us

Avengers - Bruce Banner
Title: Nothing Between Us
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: The Avengers (film)
Characters/Relationships: Bruce Banner/Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark/Thor
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 394
Spoilers: none
Content Advisory: naked snuggling
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.
A/N: Written for a prompt from avengerkink.
Summary: Sometimes they all just like to hang out together with nothing between them.

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Way of the Eagle

Avengers - Steve Rogers
Title: Way of the Eagle
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: The Avengers (film)
Characters/Relationships: Clint, Steve
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,140
Spoilers: none
Content Advisory: Humor, crack.
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.
A/N: Written for a prompt from avengerkink.
Summary: Clint introduces Steve to kung-fu movies. Things escalate quickly.

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Origin Stories

Oldest Fears
Title: Origin Stories
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., The Avengers (film), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Characters/Relationships: Nick Fury, mentions of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. team, Avengers team
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,050
Spoilers: AoS 1x13 "T.R.A.C.K.s"
Content Advisory: Moral ambiguity
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.
A/N: Written for the reasons of my musings.
Summary: Nick Fury has reasons for doing everything. Not everyone would agree with his methods.

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Blood Moon
Title: Ignus Draconum Mechanus (or The Things We Build Inside)
Author(s): jaune_chat
Artist(s): desiderii
Fandom(s): Original
Characters/Pairings: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 12,013
Warnings/Spoilers: Post-apocalyptic scenarios, violence
Summary: In a far future, where everything is dissolving, a group of survivors is creating a way to escape. Or maybe, just maybe, it's making itself...
Author’s Notes: This was inspired by a song, On the Rooftop with Quasimodo by Apocalyptica. Thanks to boudecia7 for betaing!

Link(s) to Story Master Post/Chapters: Ao3.
LiveJournal Chapter 1, LiveJournal Chapter 2

Link(s) to Art Master Post(s): Desiderri's Lovely Art

LJ Art - Ignus Draconum Mechanus Title
Blood Moon
Title: Ignus Dragonum Mechanus (or The Things We Build Inside) [Part 2]
Author: jaune_chat
Original
Characters/Pairings: n/a
Word Count: 12,013
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Post-apocalyptic scenarios, violence
Author's Notes: Written for dragonbigbang. This was inspired by a song, On the Rooftop with Quasimodo by Apocalyptica. Thanks to boudecia7 for betaing. Thanks to desiderii for the wonderful artwork! Desiderri's Lovely Art
Summary: In a far future, where everything is dissolving, a group of survivors is creating a way to escape. Or maybe, just maybe, it's making itself....

On Ao3 or below the cut
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Blood Moon
Title: Ignus Dragonum Mechanus (or The Things We Build Inside) [Part 1]
Author: jaune_chat
Original
Characters/Pairings: n/a
Word Count: 12,013
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Post-apocalyptic scenarios, violence
Author's Notes: Written for dragonbigbang. This was inspired by a song, On the Rooftop with Quasimodo by Apocalyptica. Thanks to boudecia7 for betaing. Thanks to desiderii for the wonderful artwork! Desiderri's Lovely Art
Summary: In a far future, where everything is dissolving, a group of survivors is creating a way to escape. Or maybe, just maybe, it's making itself....

On Ao3 or below the cut
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Mastermind

Avengers - Bruce Banner
Title: Mastermind
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: The Avengers (film)
Characters/Relationships: Bruce, OC
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 648
Spoilers: none
Content Advisory: CRACK! Telepathy. Abuse of coffee.
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.
A/N: Written for a prompt from avengerkink.
Summary: An evil telepath wants to get into Bruce's mind. Oddly enough, he has a formidable defense.
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Betamax?

Bookstore
Is there any kind soul who might be interested in betaing a story? It's original fiction, for dragonbigbang, will be about 12,000 words, and I'm supposed to be posting on March 1st.

It involves a post-apocalyptic scenario, a mechanical dragon that's sort of making itself, past lives, dream sequences, the Toxic Sea, and time travel.

I am in need of the usual grammar mistake catching, as well as the "does this thing even make sense?" plot-hole catching.

I would happily recompense with betaing in return, or fic to order! :D

As Pure As...

Crack Fiction
Title: As Pure As…
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: The Avengers (film)
Characters/Relationships: Tony, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Steve, Thor, Jane
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 611
Spoilers: none
Content Advisory: CRACK! Unicorns
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.
A/N: Written for a prompt from avengerkink.
Summary: A unicorn gets into the Tower. Tony is the only one who can calm it down. Because he's virgin.
The rest of the team is... astonished barely covers it.
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Caveman

Avengers - Hawkeye
Title: Caveman
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: The Avengers (film)
Characters/Relationships: Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov
Rating: R
Word count: 1,487
Spoilers: none
Content Advisory: A/B/O verse (Omega verse), mating cycles/in heat, knotting
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.
A/N: Written for a prompt from crazy4orcas.
Summary: Natasha Romanov never goes into heat unless she wants to. And when she does, she wants the best alpha around to care for her.

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Belief

Sherlock and John
Title: Belief
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock/John
Length: 695
Rating: R
Spoilers: Post 2x03
Warnings: none
Author's Notes: Written for brighteyed_jill for Christmas.
Summary: It's Christmas in London, and Sherlock Holmes has returned.

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Iron Chef Heroes

Cooking
Title: Iron Chef Heroes
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Heroes
Characters/Pairings: Luke, Elle, Hiro, Ando, Mohinder, Noah Bennet, Angela Petrelli, Adam Monroe, Claire Bennet, Eden McCain, Lyle Bennet, Jeremy Greer, Sylar
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 2,202
Spoilers: None
Content Advistory: None. Other than crack fiction!
Disclaimer: Heroes belongs to Tim Kring, NBC et al. Also, Iron Chef America is not mine.
A/N: Written for Heroes Advent Calendar 2013
Summary: At Kitchen Stadium, Chairman Mohinder Suresh is about to open a new battle between one of his Extreme Iron Chefs and a new challenger...

On Ao3 or below the cut!
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Trials of Man - Master Post

Avengers - Tony amazed
Title: Trials of Man
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: The Avengers (film)/Marvel Cinematic Universe
Characters/Relationships: Jarvis, Tony Stark/Pepper Potts, Thor, Clint Barton, Avengers team, Loki, Odin, Frigga
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 17,069
Spoilers: Avengers movie, some background elements from Thor 2
Content Advisory: Violence, manipulative bastards
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing.
A/N: Thanks to brighteyed_jill for betaing! Written for journeystory. Part 11 of my Being Human series.
Art Link: Monkiainen’s awesome wallpaper!
Summary: When the Avengers are called to Asgard to testify at Loki’s trial, Jarvis has a chance to confront the man who caused so much change in all their lives. What he learns is something no one expected.

On Ao3 or see links below:

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3

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