"Ram your pole down on this tail so I can slide the head through."
Oh yeah. I went there. :D
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In other news, I still have a very strange selection of songs that run through my head at unpredictable intervals. Over the past few days, these have made an appearance in my mental soundtrack:
Jesus Christ Superstar (the title song from the musical of the same name, which I haven't listened to in probably eight or ten years)
The Slinky Song ("It's Slinky, it's Slinky...")
Let's Go Fly A Kite from Mary Poppins
One Tin Soldier
Oh brain, you are so strange...