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Title: Warren Vs. The Cats
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Sky High
Characters: Warren Peace, Layla
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,066
Spoilers: All of the film
Warnings: Extreme Cuteness!
Disclaimer: Sky High is owned by Disney. I make no money.
Notes: This is a plot bunny. It pounced on me demanded to be written. So I wrote it. It’s a stand-alone one-shot, but if you’re reading War and Peace In Mind, this could be put in anywhere after chapter five.
Summary: Layla wrangles Warren into volunteering at an animal shelter. Wacky hijinks ensue!

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Title: Warren Vs. The Birthday
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Sky High
Characters: Warren Peace and the rest of the gang
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,583
Spoilers: All of the film
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Sky High is owned by Disney. I make no money.
Notes: This isn’t precisely fluffy, nor is it exactly a laugh-fest, but I thought it was fairly amusing, and hopefully you will too. This is kind of an outtake from chapter 22 of War and Peace In Mind, but I also wrote it as a stand-alone.
Summary: The gang finds out when Warren's birthday is and become determined that he have a good time. Wacky hijinks ensue!

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Title: Warren Vs. Trixie
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Sky High
Characters: Warren Peace, Trixie, Mrs. Evans
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,468
Spoilers: All of the film
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Sky High is owned by Disney. I make no money.
Notes: If you’re reading War and Peace In Mind this comes right after chapter 22.
Summary: Warren's cat has something she needs to tell him, so she enlists the help of Layla's mom. Wacky hijinks ensue!

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Title: Warren Vs. The Fireworks
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Sky High
Characters: Warren Peace and the gang
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,984
Spoilers: All of the film
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Sky High is owned by Disney. I make no money.
Notes: If you’re reading War and Peace In Mind this could be in chapter 36. For those not reading the previously-mentioned story, the only thing you need to know is that Warren has the superhero name Phoenix and has graduated, but the rest of the gang hasn’t. Clear? Clear.
Summary: Warren gets roped into doing his patriotic duty. Wacky hijinks ensue!

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Title: Warren Vs. The Road Trip
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Sky High
Characters: Warren Peace and the gang
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,009
Spoilers: All of the film
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Sky High is owned by Disney. I make no money.
Notes: If you’re reading War and Peace In Mind this could be in chapter 23.
Summary: Warren goes on a road trip with the gang. Wacky hijinks ensue!

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Title: Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap, WaPIM Transitions 1
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Sky High
Characters: Cutter’s Crew, Son of Silver, Veronica Powers
Rating: R for language and violence
Word Count: 3,009
Spoilers: All of the film
Warnings: Violence, gore, sexual tension, language
Disclaimer: Sky High is owned by Disney. I make no money.
Notes: This is a transitions piece between the end of War and Peace In Mind and its sequel. You may want to reread chapters 12 and 47 of WaPIM to refresh your memory of the players. If you haven’t read War and Peace In Mind, this story really won’t make sense at all. This is one of three stories that will be happening during the six-month period between the academy attack and beginning of the sequel, which shall be entitled We Are Legend.

In this story I wanted to explore Cutter’s Crew a little. They’re the sworn enemies of both the Champions of Justice and the Redeemers, and frankly, I just love to hate the Crew. This is some insight into how our favorite villains roll, what they’ve been up to, and what the Bureau has been doing about them. Title unlawfully stolen from AC/DC’s song “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.”
Summary: The sworn enemies of our Sky High graduates have escaped. Defeated, wounded, and on the run, they mean to swear their revenge...

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Title: The Book of the Dead
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Sky High
Characters: Veronica Powers, Kane Adams
Rating: PG-13 for discussion of dark themes
Word Count: 3,614
Spoilers: All of the film
Warnings: Discussion of death
Disclaimer: Sky High is owned by Disney. I make no money.
Notes: This was written as a one-shot stand-alone, though those reading War and Peace In Mind could put this at the beginning of chapter 4. I got the idea about the Book of the Dead from the movie “The Others.” Excellent creepy ghost story. Check it out some time.
Summary: Principal Powers knew Sky High had to change. What did she turn to for inspiration?

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Title: Warren Vs. The Weddings
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Sky High
Characters: Warren and the gang
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4.611
Spoilers: All of the film
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Sky High is owned by Disney. I make no money.
Notes: This is the second transitional piece between the end of War and Peace In Mind and the beginning of the sequel. It starts immediately after the Epilogue. This won’t make a ton of sense if you haven’t read WaPIM, so you were warned! And while there are some funny moments in here, this isn’t as comedic as the other “Warren versus” stories. This has extra plot, dag nabbit! And romance! And friendship!
Summary: Warren has to help Will get ready for his wedding, and also his own! Romance, friendship, and a few wacky hijinks ensue!

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Title: Compelling
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Heroes
Characters/Pairing: Matt, Eden
Rating: PG-13 for mentions of abuse.
Word Count: 594
Spoilers: Season 1, takes place in “Five Years Gone” verse with Government Agent Evil!Matt.
Warnings: Violence. Abuse of abilities. Bogarting of canon (Eden didn’t die!).
Inspiration: tiny ghost Maybe In Time.
Disclaimer: Heroes is owned by Tim Kring, NBC, et al.
Author's Notes: This is a prequel to Stray. Written for the heroesghostsfic Crown Chakra Fic Jam.
Summary: Eden wants to persuade someone to help her. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

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