February 27th, 2010

HRG Awesomeness

Heroes Slash Awards Winter 2010 - Tooting My Own Horn

Tons of thanks to those who voted for me!

Best Bennet/Sylar (R-NC-17) - Insatiable

Runner Ups:
Best Action/Adventure - Love and War Stories
Best Kink - Interrogation Session
Best Bennet Characterization - Dropping the Mask
Best Luke Characterization - Love and War Stories
Best Other Female Characterization - Love and War Stories
Best Luke/Lyle (R-NC-17) - Becoming Visible
Best Matt/Mohinder (G-PG-13) - The Gauntlet

Gravity Slashers

In the newspaper the other day there was a headline that said "Gravity Slashers." It was for some BMX stunt bike show that was coming to town, but I, who have had my slash goggles welded to my head for some time now, immediately thought of other things.

Like, who would you slash with Gravity?

Air? Air is such a flirt, such a social butterfly, that I bet Gravity is just desperate to hold him down and show him who's boss. With Gravity's unrelenting assertiveness, I bet Air would enjoy it!

Or, if you see Gravity as a more passive force, I bet the Moon would have an unholy good time making Gravity his bitch. I mean, he does it all the time anyway.

If you're more an equal opportunity slasher, I think Gravity and Rain would work really, really well together! Ooo! Or Gravity and Hail! Killer combo there.

Huh, or what about Gravity and Rock? Almost as good as Gravity and Hail, but I bet Rock would bitch a lot about how long Gravity takes to get him hard(er).

What about the rest of you? Who would you slash Gravity with?