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Gravity Slashers

In the newspaper the other day there was a headline that said "Gravity Slashers." It was for some BMX stunt bike show that was coming to town, but I, who have had my slash goggles welded to my head for some time now, immediately thought of other things.

Like, who would you slash with Gravity?

Air? Air is such a flirt, such a social butterfly, that I bet Gravity is just desperate to hold him down and show him who's boss. With Gravity's unrelenting assertiveness, I bet Air would enjoy it!

Or, if you see Gravity as a more passive force, I bet the Moon would have an unholy good time making Gravity his bitch. I mean, he does it all the time anyway.

If you're more an equal opportunity slasher, I think Gravity and Rain would work really, really well together! Ooo! Or Gravity and Hail! Killer combo there.

Huh, or what about Gravity and Rock? Almost as good as Gravity and Hail, but I bet Rock would bitch a lot about how long Gravity takes to get him hard(er).

What about the rest of you? Who would you slash Gravity with?

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muddyroad
Feb. 27th, 2010 03:23 pm (UTC)
Gravity/ Apple.

Gravity/ Newton.

Gravity/ Idiots On Skateboards.

And there are probably others I can't think of right now.
jaune_chat
Feb. 28th, 2010 04:39 am (UTC)
Gravity/ Apple.

Gravity/ Newton.


Classics! :-D

Gravity/ Idiots On Skateboards.

FailBlog Classics!
ewinfic
Feb. 27th, 2010 05:44 pm (UTC)
HA HA.

I'd slash gravity with antimatter.
jaune_chat
Feb. 28th, 2010 04:41 am (UTC)
Ooo, somebody likes to live dangerously! That'd be a rather spectacular coupling!
scorpionvoices
Feb. 28th, 2010 05:10 am (UTC)
See, I went to a Gravity/Levity place. Because I have a thesaurus instead of a brain, obviously.
jaune_chat
Feb. 28th, 2010 02:23 pm (UTC)
Thesaurus is good! I bet such a mismatched couple as Gravity and Levity could make for some awesome banter.
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