Seriously? Um...

1. Porn. Either me rereading porn stories to myself in my head or crafting my own.
2. Plots for my latest stories that aren't included in the above category.
3. Worrying about my job situation.
4. Food. Either what I should have, when I'll be having it, or what kind I can make.
5. TV. What's on the DVR or what I haven't watched yet but need to.

I'm not that complex of an individual when in comes to internal conversations, really. I save heavy social-political situations for when I'm talking with people other than myself.